May 2012
tyleroakley:
Excuse me?
pentha:
My favorite deep thought is:
After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched.
So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories.
reliving old...
Cosmo sex tip #301:
hashtagnextlevel:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
April 2012
me: *sneezes*
everyone:
someone else: *sneezes*
teacher: bless you
students: bless you
principal: bless you
class hamster: bless you
jesus: bless you
god: bless you
tupac: bless you
digitallyimpaired:
pandacows:
the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
oh my god
mynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.