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damndelicious: I wish we had more time in the morning to make piping hot pancakes before we head off to work. I mean, there’s barely any time to go to the gym, shower, eat some cereal, and get to work all by 9AM! And I just couldn’t understand how on Gilmore Girls, Rory and Lorelei would always have ample time to go to Luke’s and eat a full course breakfast meal before Rory goes to Chilton and...
iloveyoujhutch: rubyliftyourheadup: out-my-broken-jaw: give-me-hope-in-silence: what the actual fuck i love how everyone keeps a pokerface CRYING OMG. THEY DONT EVEN LAUGH AND IM HERE DYING
pambeeskneesley: one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.