March 2011
Nothing worse than spellcheck while sexting
I can already feel my duck in your puppy.
February 2011
"Life's too short for the wrong job"
psdodie:
almostwinner:
tumbleupthestairs:
thehiddentriforce:
WORTH A MILLION REBLOGS.
THIS IS SO AMAZING
OH MY GOD
AMAZING.
this is so a-ma-zing!!
@ @
this totally amazed me
FUCKFUCKFUCK
:|
I hate life school.
eriihime asked: LOL. Oh you know I love you dearly. (;
If you find a girl that listens to what crap your...
Random silly cars?
That’s fucking awesome.
If i find someone who will make random cars, for me.
I am holdin on and never letting go.
zaza422 asked: NA NA NA NA! Shawty's like a melody in my... PENIS.
I just had sex.
DID IT FEEL SO GOOD?
therealslimchady:
Mainland: Come at me bro!
Hawaii: FAKA WAT?!
I love it when my mom says Durarara names.
1-800-killurself:
irismon:
“Hey mom, say Izaya and Shizuo—”
“I DON’T CARE ABOUT IJAYA OR SHIJUO GO TO BED”
go to bed
r u japanese cuz i wanna take japanese off
Have a happy period
Have a happy period
Have a happy period
Have a happy period
On the way to school.
ywefk:
IF I FORGET MY HOMEWORK:
IF I FORGET MY IPOD OR PHONE:
Girls at my school...
darrenchrist:
There’s the sluts who think they’re really hot:
Then there is the overly-sensitive, dramatic girls that will cry over anything:
The stuck up girls that think they’re better than everyone else:
Then there is the girls who are always hyper and annoying:
Then we have the fake girls. The one’s that will be nice to your face but talk about you behind your back:
And I’m...
Your childhood enemies.
rape-desu:
memexico:
oh my GOD the fucking BROOOOOM i am choking
