Nothing worse than spellcheck while sexting
I can already feel my duck in your puppy.
"Life's too short for the wrong job"
psdodie: almostwinner: tumbleupthestairs: thehiddentriforce: WORTH A MILLION REBLOGS. THIS IS SO AMAZING OH MY GOD AMAZING. this is so a-ma-zing!! @ @ this totally amazed me
:| I hate life school.
eriihime asked: LOL. Oh you know I love you dearly. (;
If you find a girl that listens to what crap your...
Random silly cars? That’s fucking awesome. If i find someone who will make random cars, for me. I am holdin on and never letting go.
zaza422 asked: NA NA NA NA! Shawty's like a melody in my... PENIS.
I just had sex.
DID IT FEEL SO GOOD?
therealslimchady: Mainland: Come at me bro! Hawaii: FAKA WAT?!
I love it when my mom says Durarara names.
1-800-killurself: irismon: “Hey mom, say Izaya and Shizuo—” “I DON’T CARE ABOUT IJAYA OR SHIJUO GO TO BED” go to bed
r u japanese cuz i wanna take japanese off
Have a happy period Have a happy period Have a happy period Have a happy period
On the way to school.
ywefk: IF I FORGET MY HOMEWORK: IF I FORGET MY IPOD OR PHONE:
Girls at my school...
darrenchrist: There’s the sluts who think they’re really hot: Then there is the overly-sensitive, dramatic girls that will cry over anything: The stuck up girls that think they’re better than everyone else: Then there is the girls who are always hyper and annoying: Then we have the fake girls. The one’s that will be nice to your face but talk about you behind your back: And I’m...
Your childhood enemies.
rape-desu: memexico: oh my GOD the fucking BROOOOOM i am choking